Piernuda
Dear Thighs, Although I appreciate the fact that you seem to be well proportioned for my body, I do not appreciate the fact that you try to eat my shorts. It seems anytime I wear shorts that are mid-thigh you seem to think they are a snack. I find myself constantly having to pull down my shorts through out the day. I attempted wearing running shorts yesterday and it seems I pulled a muscle from constantly having to fix my shorts. Not cool. I would like to be able to wear shorts that are above my knee (not anything too short of course, any woman past 25 should not be wearing anything that look like undies regardless of how great your body is) without having to spend half of my day adjusting. If you could grant me this request I promise to stretch before my runs. Love, Scully